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take a moment, count my guap

Big 14, know what the fuck goin' on
Ayy
Hold up, take a moment, count my guap, count my guap
All these racks bomin' in, they bomin' in, hold up, ayy
Count my guap, count my guap
Cannot stop comin' in, comin' in
Pulled up in a drop-top, she drop dead
I pulled up in a drop-top, she drop dead
My diamonds dancin', hopscotch, they holdin' hands
My diamonds dancin', hopscotch, they holdin' hands, yeah
Hold up, I don't know what planet I'm on (don't know, don't know)
I'm the king, lil' bitch, watch the throne (watch the throne)
I feel like Valdo, I'll chop off your arms (off your arms, yeah), yeah
Steady causin' havoc, yeah (causin' havoc)
Bitch, I'm ballin' hard just like a maverick (yeah)
Money stretch long, lil' bitch, like elastic (yeah)
Now that bitch steady callin' me Mr. Fantastic, yeah, ayy
Know I keep a ratchet (a ratch')
If you play, boy, I'll turn your ass to ashes (ah)
Automatic, doo-doo-doo-doo, bitch, I'm blastin' (doo-doo-doo-doo)
Yeah, ooh, put you in a casket (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Money sit long, it's elastic
I don't know what planet I'm on (I'm on Mars)
I'm the king, lil' bitch, watch the throne (chop your arms, yeah)
I feel like Valdo, I'll chop off your arms (watch the throne), yeah
Trippe Redd: Hold up
Travis Scott: what?
Trippe Redd: Take a moment
Travis Scott: Why, to do what?
Trippe Redd: take a moment, count my guap
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bruh moment

when u experience a big L or oof size large. Could include getting nae nae'd.
My therapist said that we call what I went through a traumatic experience, not a bruh moment.
by xSilentFire March 2, 2020
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Splenda moment

When a picture gives the false impression that people are happy or satisfied. Unlike a Kodak moment it’s artificial like the sweetener “Splenda”.
Person: “ those celebrities look so adorable together!”

Cynic: “they must be having a Splenda moment.”
by ImaShankMaAss September 25, 2022
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rayaa moment

rayaa moment : a moment named after her dumbassness 🥺
by cherryc0Ia December 27, 2020
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bruh moment

a bruh moment is a term when someone does something stupid like spending three hours doing somthing only to realize youve been doing it wrong.
guy 1: bro I just had a bruh moment
guy 2: what did you do my dude
guy 1: I spent like half an hour doing math
only to now realize ive done it completly wrong
guy 2: bruh
by egghoe69 September 20, 2020
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KB Moment

A station that is awkward, distorted, or fucked up in any way
Yoooooo you know that dude Alfredo? He had a KB moment the other day with his friend. He went in for a hug and she went in for a handshake.
by mamathot May 28, 2019
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Mullus Moment

When someone decides to become a 8 Year old raging toxic Child.
Guy 1: Hey did you hear that kuki decided to commit a Mullus Moment?
Guy 2: Yeah... what an idiot.
by EvaUnit18 April 1, 2020
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