n. One who "has feces for a face", but encoded so children and/or significant-others won't know you just said, "shit-face".
"WHAT?! You're asking me to reimburse you for the shipping-costs for the Christmas gifts you just gave us?!?!
You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"
(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:
"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")
You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"
(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:
"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")
by FunkPumpkin September 10, 2011
Get the chocolate-log facemug. Fuck boi 1: my girlfriend asked me to make chocolate milk with her last night!
Fuck boi 2: bruh she’s freaky
Fuck boi 2: bruh she’s freaky
by Psy_9 October 12, 2019
Get the Chocolate milkmug. by Rotten_Cum September 4, 2021
Get the Chocolate Milkshakemug. When a gay or bisexual man attempts to finger his asshole with out properly cleaning the area, resulting a in shit covered finger
by Fox Fur May 22, 2021
Get the Chocolate Dipped Fingermug. When you are baking a cake and run out of chocolate and decide to use your diarrhea as a substitute, but you don’t tell anyone and it is a surprise
He had a chocolate cake batter surprise after eating his friend’s cake. He ended up shitting it out the next day and making his own version of it.
by FireFuego May 20, 2025
Get the Chocolate cake batter surprisemug. Reddit users LOVE to give each other chocolate q-tips. Something about the way the shit that runs down their ear really gets them going.
by RedditSucks September 12, 2016
Get the chocolate q-tipmug. by Paisley_pony March 28, 2012
Get the Chocolate Covered Wooden Nickelmug.