back off and jack off

When you are chillin w/ yo bitch and you is about to have sex or get head or wutev and u just run home and jack off instead.
Tijan backed off and jacked off when he was unable to go all the way with Lunice.

Why would he back off and jack off???
by Alan Zhu January 26, 2008
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Finger jack from the back

The act of finger penetration to either the vagina or anus, while from behind. This can be accomplished standing, sitting, bent-over, or preferably while she's asleep with her back to you.
While my girl is blowing me in my lap, I like to finger jack from the back to pass the time. Then I cram my fingers up both of her nostrils so that she can smell her dirty ass all day long.
by Finger Maniac March 03, 2011
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Blow Yo Bowl Back

When you knock someone with a chili bowl(hair cut) out
or scare the shit out of some one with a chili bowl (hair cut)
Keep Talkin shit and ill Blow YO Bowl Back!

He was about to Blow yo Bowl Back When you came around the corner.
by $BIG AARON$ January 06, 2009
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go back to your cave

( originating from 'the male cave' described in John Grey's Man are from Mars, Women are from Venus):

A nicer or more offensive way-depending on the context- telling someone ' please don't talk to me right now.
Emily: Carl we can't afford to live in this apartment anymore, we need more income.

Carl: Emily go back to your cave, I'll have to think about how to best handle your request. I have to think about how to get a better paying job.
by Sexydimma July 28, 2017
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When the horse winks back

When you pull down a girls pants and she has fat pussy lips.
I saw that girls nasty vagina last night and the when the horse winks back
by SAH Alien February 26, 2019
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ass table way back

When a woman's ass is so massive that you can have a banquet on it.
ey man look at that hoe
GOD DAMN MAN SHE GOT AN ASS TABLE WAY BACK!
feels like thanks giving
by Uvenk January 12, 2011
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[Split yo wig back]

Like when you go to fight someone your going to beat the hell out of them usually referring to there head. {hince "wig"}
Guy 1: hey who the fuck you talkin to like that.

Guy 2: dude if you dont shut the hell up ima come over there and split yo wig back.
by Da Byrd August 21, 2008
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