Five Guys Shits

The irresistible urge to blow up a bathroom after eating Five Guys. Usually sets in 53-65 minutes after consuming. Worsened by Cajun Fries

Man Running Through Airport: “Excuse me, excuse me, coming through. “
Stranger 1: “He must have a tight connection.”
Stranger 2: “No, I’ve seen that run before and that crazed look in his eyes. Poor bastard has the Five Guys Shits.

by lws0925 August 11, 2019

Guy

Also a Fast growing army, like Greg! If you are Guy you probably know a Greg

What’s up Guy!

by Iamtrulyguy August 13, 2019

marine and gui

very cringe couple oh my god

oh my god they remind me of marine and gui

by juan-francesco March 28, 2018

Five Guys Cigarettes

A fast food outlet where the manager is shopping pot out the back.

I'm not buying legally, I'm off down to Five Guys to get me some Five Guys cigarettes.

by CaliAngel May 18, 2018

Cereal Second Guy

To pour your milk first when making a bowl of cereal. This is usually how to tell someone is an undercover cop or civilian informant.

Don't fucks with that guy. Word on the streets is he's a Cereal Second Guy.

by CerealBeforeMilk May 19, 2018

dat cool guy

A faggot who had no friends and should kill themselves

Fernanda is one of those "dat cool guys" if you know what I'm saying.

by C.E.O of your Mom May 25, 2018

Schimdts Guy

Someone who is slow with very little talent and is usually completely lost

The Schimdts Guy unloaded the truck at 2 cartons per hour

by Big Leauge Tenacity May 28, 2018