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poop

A tasty food varient, after you eat you may feel pushing in your anus.

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PUSH I CAN SEE IT COMING'' PUSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH You get the tasty treat out, now put it on a paper plate and call it a delicacy. serve it to dante, the gay kid that bullied you, laughed at you and got the edgar cut in 7th grade, track him down find him find him find him FIND HIm, break in his house, tie up his family and put them all next to your highly trained to attack tibetten mastiff, then grab dante from his bed and make him choose, eat the shit you have been collecting for years in a fermenting jar, or let him watch his family be mutilated by my dog and then kill him. Two answers can happen with both being fun outcomes:

Poop pill: He cries as he eats and drinks the mixture, his family are also made to eat it and as a suprising turn of events the poop had rat poision mixed in the juice so they all die, you clean up the evidence and take their nice tupperware.

Dog pill: He refuses so you snap your fingers and the "nice puppy" eats them, you shoot dante in the head then clean everything up, clean your dog up and get rid of anything linking to him, as well as burning the families bodies because if you get arrested you dont want harm to come to your pup, and extra step would be stopping by starbucks and getting the doog a pup cup.
So to say again, Poop is a tasty vegan treat!
Eat the poop dante, eat it or my dog will eat your family

BUT I DONT WANT TO

E a t i t n o w d a n t e

ok
by barney September 27, 2023
mugGet the poopmug.

poop in the butt

Do I even have to explain POOP IN THE BUTT= MONEY IN THE HAND
by anonymous December 9, 2020
mugGet the poop in the buttmug.

poop

also reffered to as shit it is bad tasting try cum instead
igottta poop
by cum machine8000 November 27, 2018
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poop

by Soccer_potat November 9, 2021
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Poop or poopy?

A phrase that dumb kids who say dumb stuff use to fit in with other people
A n o t h e r c h a n c e or poop or poopy?
by bsjsjshusbebebd October 18, 2021
mugGet the Poop or poopy?mug.

Goldfish poop

A really long poop that doesnt want to detach.
Oh man, I just took a huge goldfish poop. It was like half the length of my body and I had to shake my butt back and forth to get it to break loose.
by 1$Chuck March 8, 2023
mugGet the Goldfish poopmug.

Poop Deli

A deli that serves poop as a topping, usually in half and full pounds
walks in poop deli

customer: hey how we doing, lemme get a plain bagel, toasted, scooped. and lemme get a …… half pound of poop and capers
ock: light on poop today
by Afedbd January 7, 2024
mugGet the Poop Delimug.

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