by Tripu May 7, 2018
Get the cakemug. The simple combination of beard shaving, and cake baking. This term refers to the act of oneself shaving their beard into cake batter, and presenting the final product to another person as revenge, or as a prank that will most likely end in a lawsuit or a restraining order.
Sally: I really don't like Jack's beard, so I told him to shave it, big mistake.
Jennifer: Why? I think he looks fine without it.
Sally: you don't understand, he gave me a beard cake this morning....
Jennifer: he shaved his beard.... into the...?
Sally: YES!!!
*both girls almost throw up*
Jennifer: Why? I think he looks fine without it.
Sally: you don't understand, he gave me a beard cake this morning....
Jennifer: he shaved his beard.... into the...?
Sally: YES!!!
*both girls almost throw up*
by 1isallallis1 February 21, 2011
Get the Beard Cakemug. The back splash of pee or shit on the underside of the toilet seat.
A person who is the lowest of lows in your eyes. A shitty person who doesn't deserve your respect or time.
A person who is the lowest of lows in your eyes. A shitty person who doesn't deserve your respect or time.
by truoodle November 12, 2020
Get the Crust cakemug. The product of defecation immediately after receiving anal sex during which semen is ejaculated in to the rectum.
by fraggerdude May 13, 2025
Get the Poison Cakemug. by johnnyc112 April 12, 2011
Get the Air Cakemug. Me and my girl did the horizontal crab cake now she refuses to talk to cause of all the creams she had buy from the doctor.
by The real Dictionary Master 300 June 7, 2016
Get the horizontal crab cakemug. 