simp cheese

cheese produced using the breast milk of a woman (e.g. a streamer) for whom a man simps

"greg, don't touch that cheese slice"
"why?"
"that's SIMP CHEESE, greg"
"...will i get the cheese touch from it?"
"no. worse"

by flatulencenuggets October 4, 2025

Simp

Simp - a little bitch known as luke.

"Hey have you seen that luke guy"
"Yeah he's such a simp"

by Littlemacaroni June 10, 2020

simp

going over the top for your crush, like giving away you like them, over and over but not telling them.

are simping: man im gonna give my crush a 14 karat gold necklace and see if she likes me then.
not simping: hey, tomorrow ima ask my crush if she likes me

by ADumbGuyNamedDeez January 26, 2023

Simp

Thomas.

Thomas is a simp

by pigsrockella April 29, 2020

Simp

Jacob Bishop

That lads a simp

by Jatobi05 September 29, 2020

simp fauna

A dirty little kid who is a simp for anything that breathes and will do anything, even throw his friends under the bus for the slightest bit of attention. Someone who thinks too much about what others think of him but doesn't realize what people close to him think. Most importantly the simp fauna will always live within someone

"Hey did you hear about how Niklas told that girl all of our secrets"
"Yea we all saw it coming he's simp fauna"

by #simp4georgia February 1, 2021

Simp

Suckers idolizing mediocre pussy.
Guys who try too hard to get an attention from a female.

Jáchym is a simp, because he puts the hoes before bros

by PU55YHUNTER69 June 11, 2020