Damn bro your such a simp
by Bigballerbella76 May 26, 2020
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"Yeah- I friend-simp for her. Maybe she'll talk to me one day."
"I doubt it."
friend-simping: "I want to be friends with her. Now. I will pay money to make jokes with her."
"Yeah- I friend-simp for her. Maybe she'll talk to me one day."
"I doubt it."
friend-simping: "I want to be friends with her. Now. I will pay money to make jokes with her."
by thiswasfrommariebtw January 28, 2021
Get the friend-simping mug.Where a male places himself and or agrees on the side of a female in a discussion where most of the males opinions oppose that of the female, going to the extent of baiting his homies, in order to get in those panties, however ends up looking submissive and a huge pussy and failing to make any contributions in his hunt for the female e.g famous simpers: yasir Ahmed
by Kasper19292992 January 12, 2020
Get the Simp mug.A man, usually older who has a 'polyamorous' marriage with a woman, usually younger while knowing she can pick up more ass in one month than he could even hope for in a year. He pays for her boob-job, hair, nails, facelift and botox which helps her pick-up even easier, and no one is surprised when she leaves him for another man taking half the house,
car, business, assets and anything else she can get her hands on.
car, business, assets and anything else she can get her hands on.
Eg. Rando: Which one is your simp cuck temp-hubby?
Wife: Who cares?
Rando: Shouldn't we make sure he's chill with us getting together?
Wife: Yeah, sure.
Wife: Who cares?
Rando: Shouldn't we make sure he's chill with us getting together?
Wife: Yeah, sure.
by GarMic October 9, 2023
Get the Simp Cuck Temp-Hubby mug.•A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.
•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason .
•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .
•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female.
The perfect example of a "Simp" Man would be:
•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason .
•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .
•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female.
The perfect example of a "Simp" Man would be:
The role Eddy Murphy played in the movie "Norbit",
The role of Kevin James in the show "Kind of Queens",
A "Yes Dear, Man" Simp
Anyone who’s named Clifton
The role of Kevin James in the show "Kind of Queens",
A "Yes Dear, Man" Simp
Anyone who’s named Clifton
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