Nice Guy

Nice guys are demi-gods. A benevolent all giving entity, too pure for this cruel world. Unwanted by this ungrateful society, he does everything for others without receiving his fair share of sexual currency. Never fuel their wrath by reminding them that maybe what they have done is self-interested and hurtful. A nice guy hates nothing more than to be portrayed as "the bad guy". The nice guy can be found on a god-complex pedestal. Beware those too naive to know the perils of the nice guys' spider web.

Nice guys finish last

Nobody wants a nice guy

Girl's just go for assholes

by valeriansalad April 14, 2022

can't a guy have a shit

an excuse used by a fat slob you work with to get out of doing any work

Don was asked to do a simple task to which he replied , can't a guy have a shit!!

by jazzem December 8, 2021

Gui Dan

Referring to a person that wants to unite the entire humanity under one single Nation

Gui Dan will unite us all under one nation

by Xikor December 11, 2021

the big guy

The big guy is jshlatt he is big and he is guy.

friend number 1-"dude who is that guy over there"
friend number 2-"Omg thats the big guy"

by stortankelitetbean November 9, 2021

drake the type of guy

a saying that suggests that drake is either:
- a very flamboyant person
- a goofy cartoon stereotype
- a pedophile (according to the new allegations)

"drake the type of guy to say 'embarrasingggg~ 💅💅💅'"

"drake the type of guy to float in the air when he smells a freshly baked pie"

"drake the type of guy to say 'high school pics you was even bad then' in his songs"

by setfna June 18, 2024

Clean guy

Suave looking sack of shit that hits on the fat girl while another sack of shit yahoos a forty of mickey’s

I’m thirsty, I’m making you the clean guy

by Lowkeygangstershit April 15, 2022

Epic Sad Guy Music

A term used to describe soppy, saccharine, generic, and wall-of-sound-ish adult contemporary cheese music, usually having vaguely Christian undertones. The genre itself originated in 2013, after the release of Hozier's "Take Me To Church", and rose to popularity in 2021 after Duncan Laurence released his song, "Arcade". It has since been used to define artists like Alex Warren, David Kusher, and Benson Boone. The term, however, was coined in 2025 by a Pitchfork critic known as Hannah Jocelyn.

Tom: What are you listening to?
Bill: Alex Warren.
Tom: Oh, you mean the guy that makes epic sad guy music?

by Dyl Dosankan Dumms July 22, 2025