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Double Dead 

When you're dead cuz you just can't take the bs but then there's more so you come back to life and die again
"I'm dead we have math homework again tonight"

(gets english homework too)
"Im double dead wtf"

Double Decker Pussy Wrecker 

n.) An astoundingly large penis capable of causing trauma if used for regular vaginal intercourse.
I gave Judy the Double Decker Pussy Wrecker. She hasn't walked right for a week.

Double Top Glop Glop 

When two bitches slurp and gargle their saliva on each side of your dick
"Damn bro last night Emma and Ashley gave me that Double Top Glop Glop"

"No they didn't, you fucking retard. Stop capping, get off the adderall and go get some bitches."

Double' Jeopardy

Doing actions that you don't allow others to do.
Being ok for you to ignore your spouse but not ok for them to ignore you.
Double' Jeopardy- the allowance of you to do wrong but not others.

double rimmer 

Word coined by Joe Plank of the UK meaning a double sized shot glass filled to the rim, but now generally accepted to mean any larger-than-usual shot of alcohol.
'Pour me some Aftershock, and make it a double rimmer!'
double rimmer by Æsop November 7, 2004

Double Jeoprady 

When you are tried for a crime and are found innocent you may not be tried again for the same crime.
Guy 1: I am going to shoot you.
Guy 2: You will get arrested.
Guy 1: No I won't. I have been tried for murdering with a gun before and I was found innocent. They cannot try you twice for the same crime. It is called Double Jeoprady.
Guy 2: Oh crap
Double Jeoprady by Trayton35 August 3, 2007