dirty faucet

Your butthole after Chili's and anal.

We are NOT having anal, I don't want to be a dirty faucet tomorrow morning.

by Mr . Plumber May 6, 2022

Dirty Dunkin'

Consists of taking a shit on the floor just beside the toilet. The name refers to the act of dunking (basketball), yet in the case of a "dirty dunkin'", it really needs to be performed outside of the "rim," which makes the name ironic; otherwise it doesn't qualify as a dirty dunkin'. The name also refers to the first known dirty dunkin'*. While recommended being performed in a public area, it could be, theoretically, be done inside a private property.

*The first known dirty dunkin' took place inside a Dunkin' Donuts, in the small american city of Campton (NH).

Joe Lacrass did a dirty dunkin' in the men's locker room (again)!

by Disco Gringo May 9, 2022

Dirty DLR

When you accidentally start a Russo-Communist Orgy in the hopes of freeing your home country of Colombia from the Narcs.

Dan pulled a full-on Dirty DLR in theo class. Schnazuer moment.

by NoahBerger May 12, 2022

Dirty Sans

when a girl plays too many video games so she imagine her boyfriend as sans and says “shove pasta up my

USSY” and he’s like, “no that’s papyrus” and she’s like, “You’re motherr oooohh”

Me and him did the Dirty Sans.

by jazzymeeyalovesdicks May 12, 2022

dirty toxic

A dirty toxic is when a queen is dancing in the parking lot and toxic runs up to lick her booty hole. Slurp, Slurp Moist

Wolfie: Did you see Harlow watching the dirty toxic with enjoyment?

Salty Nuts: Yes I believe it was hot as well.

by Toxic Goddess September 16, 2022

Dirty Leen

When you pee your pants and blame it on spilled tea.

Hey man, this girl wet your sofa. She tried to do a “Dirty Leen”.

by GentleDan October 1, 2022

Dirty Nathan

A dirty Nathan, pertains to, the act of sucking your own dick, while simultaneously sticking the leg of a chair up your ass while standing on your head. The leg of the chair is covered in Vaseline, and a 10 pound weight on top of the chair. You stand on your head as the weight slowly slides the entire foot and a half long chair leg up into your innards. You then blow your load in your own mouth and it drips out your nose into your eyes.

"Shit man, my eyes hurt. I did the dirty Nathan last night and now I can barely see.......nevermind walk properly."

by DirtyMike90 October 2, 2022