blonderister

when you are having a fight about who is more blond.

i'm blond.
i'm blonder.
i'm blonderest.
i'm blonderister!

by Andera February 21, 2006

bloody sunday

Refers to the belief that Sunday is the worst day of the week because it’s farthest from the next weekend, plus the anxiety of going to work the next morning. To an extreme degree.

“If I don’t find a distraction to keep me occupied for bloody Sunday I may ledger myself.”

by Lauren Laf June 19, 2008

Blonde

Someone who throws their cell phone away in the garbage can in the bathroom of Taco Bell.

Blonde

by Jenbug October 6, 2008

Blondes do it better

blondes are poo, end of story

blondes do it better, but they can’t do anything right

by ash04 May 27, 2018

bloody tampon eater

the art of putting marshmallows inside a girl's twat, kicking and/or punching the twat until it bleeds, then pulling the marshmallows out and eating them, as if they resembled bloody tampons

Guy 1: Dude i was at Tiffany's house last night and i gave her the bloody tampon eater

Guy 2: Dudeeee, *stunned*, did you make her bleed heavily?

Guy:1 Yeah man, they looked like strawberries

by Bitch Nuggettt April 28, 2010

bloodwolf

a stupid dumb black guy who thinks he owns at killzone when in fact he has played the game for over two years yet hes one of the worst players in killzone.

Bloodwolf :im a god at this game
newb guy: dude i just owned u by like 20 kills and its my first day

by i own BW December 12, 2008

Bloodlust

A desire to have sex with women on their period

rowan: You cant have sex with her, she's on her period!
John: Ive got bloodlust

by The_mad_nephalem October 9, 2020