Ass Beetles

The feeling that a colony of Beetle eggs are hatching from ones ass after a savage dump.

John: Man, my ass is really irritated from that last dump, I shouldn't have eaten the large popcorn last night.

Frank: Ahhhh, Ass Beetles, I feel your pain bro.

by Jack Hofking March 17, 2011

Ass Shirt

When the girl your sleeping with takes your shirt and puts it under her ass while your fucking in hopes of no leaving evidence on her relatives, boyfriend, or sisters bed.

Self-Explanitory After Defination Is Read. Ass Shirt

by Cherubrock March 26, 2011

ryleys ass

Ryleys ass is Literally the best fucking thing I’ve ever seen ong!

Ryleys ass is the fattest damn thing I’ve seen. Like shiiiiii.

by Ummmmmyes November 11, 2020

Fractured Ass

Noun: A horrific injury to the ass bone (coccyx) that generally only afflicts stunt cyclists. Can only officially be diagnosed by physicians.

Of all his long list of injuries, washed up stunt cyclists Dean Devin boasts the most of his Fractured Ass.

by KingJamesDaTurd December 6, 2020

Crusty ass

To care about someone but not wanting to directly tell them

Shut your crusty ass up, I want to help you!

by Leoknowsitall March 2, 2021

Flat Ass

Also known as Jeong Yoon oh or Jung Jaehyun. Someone needs to give him cake cause everyone knows that he doesn't have one. Jaehyun is the king of all Flat Asses.

Heres how you would use it

Random person : Whats a Flat Ass?

Czennie : A flat ass is someone without cake also known as Jung Jaehyun.

by sochenle April 3, 2021

DIRTY ASS

When your best friend does something to ur mum and now you have a fucked up little bro.

IT was DIRTY ASS and now a have a little sis

by Emi's fat ass March 10, 2022