When you have no personality, character, or any redeeming qualities, you need to peacock to attract mates. When you don't the money to peacock, you shop the Urban Clearance Sales, where urbanites perform a smash-and-grab, that is to break into a store and loot it's merchandise.
Urbanite 1: Hey man, I'm embarrassed to he seen with you. I heard there's gonna be an urban clearance sale at the prada store. Get yourself some new clothes.
Urbanite 2: Bet. I don't get enough in my welfare check to buy that stuff, and I am worthless trash and women won't even look at me... I'll be sure to check that sale out.
Urbanite 2: Bet. I don't get enough in my welfare check to buy that stuff, and I am worthless trash and women won't even look at me... I'll be sure to check that sale out.
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Get the urban research university mug.The process by which a seemingly random group people at the Urban Dictionary, without rhyme or reason rejects your brilliant, apropos, relevant, timely and eloquent definition of things begging to be defined.
Floozednightch: Such a brilliant word to describe a "gasoline powered turtleneck sweater." Talk about your relevance?! ..everyone's wearing one, everyone's talking about them, the stores can't keep them in stock, and they're all over social media!!! The garment begs for a single word definition! Dam you urban dictionary police!
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Get the Urban Car wash mug.Molly called Daniel a "douche". Daniel would then go and look the meaning "douche" on urban dictionary. Daniel is therefore an urban dictionary king.
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