Indonesian Mud Slap

When your fucking a fat bitch in the ass and she shits on your dick and you slap it all over her face til she looks black

Landon: I gave lauren rothhandler a Indonesian mud slap last night, her face was all brown!

by landon haas May 22, 2024

alpha slap

To slap another in the face with ones dick. The hand may be used for extra leverage at the base. Humiliation is always the goal.

1. "I'd break y'alls jaw with my alpha slap"
2. "bitch wouldn't shut up, so's i alpha slapped her"

by Bag-le-douche November 11, 2007

Dick slapped

When you hit a ball really hard in any way.

Man I just dick slapped that ball

by M838 September 12, 2020

February the 14th National slap ur short friend round round the head approximately 5 times

Slap ur short friend round the head 5 times on Feb 14th -GL hehehehe

February the 14th National slap ur short friend round round the head approximately 5 times

by No.1alnino February 11, 2022

Slapping milk

getting "lit" or "turnt" as the new young hip folks say. this means u are getting excited, high off of marijuana, or drinking dangerous amounts of alcohol.

Dude 1: Yooo how was the party last night?
Dude 2: It was epic bro, we were slapping milk all night!

by FORTYTWOSIXTYNINE August 28, 2018

Slap my squirrel

A man masturbating.

Person 1: Don't get loud with me now. Go beat off or somethin'.
Person 2: Maybe I will go slap my squirrel!

by C.M. Alva September 24, 2010

Tim slap

When a man catches you off guard and slaps you in the side of the face with his erect penis.

That boy Tim slapped me last night hoping I’d indulge him with a blow job.

by Redhot_temper81 November 25, 2024