The 3 Rules Of The Shop

If you were to escape the matrix, you should know the 3 rules of the shop.
- NO bag. ❌💼

- NO bike. 🙅🏻 ♂️🚲

- ONLY pay in twenties. ✅💵
Proceed with caution, as not everyone is ready to transform into their true Sigma male form.

If you were a Sigma male, you would know The 3 Rules Of The Shop.

by Professor Nicholas Bradley November 1, 2022

straighter than a ruler

Someone who likes the opposite gender only and usually very strongly.

“Heh Becca, did you hear about that new kid named Noah?”
“Yeah, he’s straighter than a ruler.”

by veryuglycarrot November 22, 2022

Smash the rules

When you are tired of the bullshit and need to start over. All the way over and full throttle.

"One day I just said no more, time to smash the rules and start the fuck over"

by sarajaye January 22, 2023

my house my rules

Every narcissistic parent's favorite argument, only rivaled by "if you don't like it, move out". Expect to be told that even if you help pay bills/rent/mortgage/utilities.

Kid: "Hey, could you please turn the music down? It's 3am, and I have college classes in the morning"
Parent: "My house my rules! You sleep on your own time!"

by That thing in your eye March 31, 2023

Hacienda Heights Rules

This is invoked mid-game in any competition when someone wants to cheat by changing the rules of the game.

Jeff K called Hacienda Heights Rules during the dodgeball game so that his team could add an additional player.

by SoPasDude July 1, 2023

Rumple Minze Rules

A set of Golden Tee tournament rules which involve shots of Rumple Minze in exchange for stroke reduction.

“Why didn’t he come to training today.”

“He won the Golden Tee tournament. It was Rumple Minze Rules.”

by Que Bola Asere January 9, 2024

Project diva Rule34

A type of porn category based on characters from the project diva series
(Hatsune miku, Kagemine rin, Kagemine len, etc)

Tom:¨Dude i just went through your search history, what the fuck is Project diva Rule34?¨
Cheng:¨Would you like to know?¨
Tom:¨No nevermind, i already know.¨
Cheng:¨wanna join?¨
Tom:¨Yes, but just because one of the characters are hot as fuck.¨

by panis_boi420 May 1, 2024