Poop n’ pull

Mastubating while taking a shit

Person 1: why has Luke been in the shitter for an hour
Person 2: probably taking a Poop n’ pull

by Lance Biggerstaff November 6, 2017

Poop

The brown stuff that destroyed the toilet.

I was taking a poop then the toilet stopped working all of the sudden.

by BioBot420$ April 30, 2019

poop-

Poop- , you messed up something, and you don't wanna cuss but you want to say something so it sounds like you messed up.

You : Oh poop-
Me : What?
You : I messed up on the project.
(It can be used in a conversation)

by Oofmahlife October 4, 2020

Poop Jerk

When Brandon is efficient and jerks it while he poops allowing himself to clear both cannons simultaneously

Yo Brandon we gotta leave in 10 minutes! Don't worry bro, I'll poop jerk so we can leave faster!

by Droyd April 5, 2025

Poop

It comes out of your butthole and it smelly.

Poop is smelly.

by aknjkcbejkebdi s December 14, 2022

poop straw

The phenomenon of getting feces stuck in the urethra (usually after anal sex with the receiver having a massive turd still in their rectum) and then squeezing said feces out of the urethra like a go-gurt.

Dude, my the poop straw my girlfriend gave me last night burned like hell because of her diet of hot cheetos and salsa.

by Hard R 66198 February 13, 2024

poop

brown solid or liquid (diarrhea ) stuff that comes out of your weird hole thing that's in between your butt cheeks

i just took a GIANT poop

by momfoundthepoopsock101 April 8, 2019