Piss Chimp

Someone who rejects the modern slavery of peeing into a toilet. The relationship between man and bowl has always been a constant struggle. How often are we criticized for getting piss on the seat? For getting piss on the floor? This is our natural instinct fight against the bowl, fighting against the tyranny of modernity. Returning to monke is the only way to truly be free.

Slavery and freedom cannot exist together. If we cannot give freedom to every piss chimp, let us do nothing that will impose slavery upon any other piss chimp. I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery. None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.

by Alpha Ape January 13, 2021

Piss

Per

Piss

by Iwrotejuliajoyce February 21, 2021

Piss Baby

Texas governor Greg Abbott. gov.texas.gov/

See also "puppy toucher" Ted Cruz
cruz.senate.gov/

"Greg Abbott is a little piss baby" -reddit

by Sn1ps October 1, 2022

Piss Pen

A Penis

SKÖL Bro 1: How was your date with Attention Peice?

SKÖL Bro 2: she let me Pop’er in the Piss Pan with my Piss Pen.

by TOTEMIR February 23, 2022

Prince of pissing people off

nickname given to Lenard McKelvey aka Charlamagne Tha God by his friends.

The Prince of pissing people off was the first South Carolina citizen to be on the NY Times Bestselling Author list.

by Coop Dupe December 14, 2019

Dick Tingling Piss

When You gotta take a piss so bad that you're about to pee your pants but just before you do, you get to the toilet and feel the relief of letting it out. Sometimes you may start pissing the second you get your dick out and it may be premature and you'll miss the toilet.

Oh Shit. Oh Fuck. Oh Shit. Oh Fuck. I'm boutta pee my pants, I gotta pee so bad. This one boutta be a Dick Tingling Piss!

by Pokchop March 6, 2022

Earth piss

Rain.
From the sky.

Yo that Earth piss is coming down hard af.

by Bibyoung July 21, 2019