by gusisbus April 21, 2021
A typical specimen of John is on the heavier side, and also on the darker side. He shares many similarities with an ape, and he's likely a fiend for bananas. His intelligence leaves much to be desired, but he manages. All Johns have one thing in common: Taylor Swift Fangirling. John is an absolute fiend for Taylor Swift, and will go to any lengths to get his grubby little hands on her music. A typical John outfit is something akin to a jean jacket, with some plain colored shirt, and jeans. John has lofty dreams, and he hopes to one day establish the Fifth Reich. Undoubtedly, John idolizes someone named Adolf. He also smells.
Person 1: "Man, did you catch a whiff of John today?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he smells like a used toilet!"
Person 1: "Man, how John of him."
Person 2: "Yeah, he smells like a used toilet!"
Person 1: "Man, how John of him."
by johnhater123 January 30, 2024
Johns are either super short or super tall. They are either super shy, or overly social. Johns usually start conversations with
John: "Hey Man"
by Owluminati December 01, 2021
Johns are either super short or super tall. They are either super shy, or overly social. Johns usually start conversations with "Hey Man"
by Owluminati December 01, 2021
by Kasumi47 May 19, 2021