The John Wilkinson Bowl Challenge

The John Wilkinson Bowl Challenge Consists Of: A Bowl Filled With One Gram Of Indica Like Purp, Some Keef (enough to cover the top and cigarette tobacco, enough to cover middle of the bowl. You Pack it, Light it and In Order To Successfully Complete The John Wilkinson Bowl Challenge You Have To Clear The Whole Bowl In One Hit and Exhale A Haze Of Smoke Thick Enough To Cover Your Surrounding Enviorment, Like Your Face.

Person 1: John Smoked A Whole Bowl Of 1 Gram Of Weed, Keef, And Tobacco yet some how manage to clear it in ONE HIT!
Person 2: Thats crazy! The John Wilkinson Bowl Challenge FTW!

by SirSource August 5, 2020

John Paul Jones

John Paul Jones is the best mecha tree waifu magical girl from anime who’s also a stalker yandere tsundere kidnapper

It's John Paul Jones

by Deakia The Fox November 10, 2019

John Corduroy

A man who despises anything other than corduroy pants. He has the ability to infinitely generate corduroy pants, and morph them into any recognizable man-made object. The source of all of his corduroy pants is unknown.

HE HATES SLACKS.

Guy 1: We need to hide, man. I heard John Corduroy just escaped from the Slack Slammer.
Guy 2: OH SHIT OH FUCKING ASS HELL OH SHIT

John Corduroy: I'm kill.

by Brinefender January 13, 2024

John

John is a certified munch. He’s literally the biggest munch

You: “Hey, have you seen John?”

Friend: “No why?”

You: “Oh He’s literally the biggest munch in town!”

by anonymous May 9, 2023

john martell

fun

John martell is really fun.

by Jaxon Barnes May 22, 2018

jimmy johns shitdick

when u had jimmy johns earlier in the day, then get fucked in the ass.

Defined by the lovely "ally"

After he fucked me in the ass I turned around to give him top but he had jimmy johns shitdick, courtesy of me

by your mother120894203729857 December 7, 2017

john tarshi

A curly headed, huncho, a boss man, one that never gives up, stays loyal to girls, he’s a class clown, athletic, and loves blue crisp hundred dollar bills, saves up his money to buys what he wants, a man that often gets his hard broken by special ones but is still able to act completeley normal and still keep it a 1000%, this kid is going big places, you better hold on tight tight to this one. He’s crazy In love with driving. Speeds like there isn’t any cops on the road, don’t drive a car unless it’s a foreign, and remeber shmoney talks you walk

John Tarshi

by John Tarshi May 2, 2018