turf monkey

to lick anuva ones soiled patieholes

dude dat bitch did a turf monkey on dat gal wot a tramp

by matt1234567 January 16, 2008

Monkey Bite

When a guy bites a girl's clit.

Girl: "He was at my house eating me out and monkey bit me."

&

Vanessa screamed "OWW, He monkey bit me!"

Monkey Bite

by Tatiana Olega May 24, 2009

Chunky Monkey

When a guy performs anal sex, cums inside of the person, and then pees. (See lemon meringue.) The person then craps out the conconction, and proceeds to eat it. They then vomit this conconction out, usually all over their partner.

Chunky Monkeys turn me on!

by Tasty69 July 21, 2009

monkey feet

Its when you have a jesus toe.

When your index toe is bigger than your big toe and it looks like it can grip things

by Shelbs April 21, 2005

Barrel of monkeys

1. boning.

2. The act of engaging in lengthy, wreckless sexual intercourse. Usually involves a number of positions and locations during a single romp.

"Her roommates are gone for break so we played barrel of monkeys all weekend."

by NathanXplosion February 29, 2008

Plush Monkey

The mark that is made when you rub your cock and bush on one's body part.

I am going to give you a plush monkey if you don't shut your mouth.

You are a plush monkey

by Tater Tots24 October 18, 2010

Monkey Grippers

A cover for your hand to assist masterbation

Johnny asked Justin to borrow his Monkey Grippers so he could get the job done right.

by nmangel07 November 12, 2010