Heinrich Moment

When you find something discraceful or just weird on discord, That's a Heinrich moment. Also includes:
Otaku shit, discord mod behaviour

P1: "Hey, have you seen that video of the fat guy fucking the my little pony figurine?"
P2: "Yeah, ngl that's a Heinrich moment"

by Heinrich=Hurensohn August 31, 2021

Kobi moment

A Kobi moment is a moment where people are lazy about projects or refuse to do anything related to work

He refused to wipe his ass, what a Kobi moment

by Kobisauce August 10, 2025

Norman Moment

Worse than a blonde moment, a temporary lapse of brain cell function where all conceptions of tine and reality disappear

I made plans a month ago with my friend, and just remembered that those plans are right now, oops I had a Norman moment

by StonerwallJaxsun July 10, 2024

Frontier Moment

An intentional game design choice made by Frontier Developments that is questionable in nature; worsens the game experience for no known or valid reason

Person 1: "Why would they make this variant count as a separate species?"
Person 2: "Frontier moment."

by Somebody Tired of Your Shit March 30, 2022

Satomi moment

The satomi moment is a "way of life" more than it is a moment or action. It can be defined as being the unluckiest person and making the worst possible decisions in every moment of their life. Usually everything related with loving hentai, big tits, having way too high women standards, lolicon, underaged girls, getting rejected, ghosted, etc, are considered satomi moments

Example 1:
Man 1 - "That guy just got rejected by a girl, its his 11th in a row"
Man 2- "Yeah, Satomi moment"
Example 2:
Man 1 - "Holy shit look at that cute girl"
Man 2 - "She's 12 dude, that's a satomi moment"

Example 3:
Man 1 - "I love to play Aatrox and like to watch hashinshin"
Man 2 - "Well he's a child molester and predator so that makes sense, satomi moment"

Example 4:
Man 1 - "My jungler never ganks me when I play Aatrox, this is unplayable"
Man 2 - "You died 5 times in the first 4 minutes, top diff, satomi moment"

Example 4:
Man 1 - "If you smite my cannon I go AFK"
Man 2 - *Smites cannon* "I need the gold xdd"
Man 1 - *Alt f4*
Man 3 - "Satomi moment "

by Loktir October 9, 2022

zix moment

zixllrd has a moment

ALEK: was gonna ask but zix moment

by zixllrd January 12, 2021

Bisexual Moment

When a person that primarily enjoys opposite gender sex/relationships

finds a Person(s) of the same sex they ' re attracted too

Person 1: Dude did you see that guy over there, he's so hot

Person 2: Bisexual Moment

by LoonieLulu November 15, 2020