hidden like a cottonmouth in the woods

Code name for being hung over after a night of heavy drinking; commonly used in dorms

Man 1: Where is Jack?

Man 2: He's not up yet he is probably hidden like a cottonmouth in the woods.

by Jbird24 January 1, 2008

yea just like tomatoes

a statement used when something is stated that is completely pointless.

Also can be used to change subject or confuse.

Person 1: Yea so I am feeling kinda hungry..
Person 2: Yea just like tomatoes

Person 1: Me and my girlfriend just broke up, u wanna talk about it?
Person 2: Yea just like tomatoes

Person 1: I think I'm gonna leave
Person 2: Yea just like tomatoes

by samtheman9807978 January 15, 2010

dress like a slut day

Halloween. That blessed day that occurs once a year when every young woman knows she can get away with dressing just as sluttily as she wants. Characterized by drunken parties, slutty costumes, fishnet pantyhose and lots of tipsy girls lurching around in hoochie heels they obviously don't know how to walk in. Thank you, American costume industry!

I fucking love Dress Like A Slut Day! You get candy and dick all at the same time!

Dress Like a Slut Day is awesome! You hang out at the bars with all the drunk Nightshift Nurses, Slutty Schoolgirls, French Maids, and Naughty Cops tottering around in their slutlettos. Then you pick one up and bang her!

Dress Like A Slut Day lets me dress the way I wish I could every day...

by qizznipper October 20, 2013

Hit it Like Chris Brown

A sexual act referring to the scene of when Chris Brown hit Rihanna.

Tyrone: Hey so I went to my baby girl's house last night.
Amari: Ahhh, did you smash?
Tyrone: Nahhh, I did something better!

I hit it like Chris Brown.
Amari: YOU HIT LIKE CHRIS BROWN?!?!
Tyrone: I HIT IT LIKE CHRIS BROWN!!!
Amari: My nigga! God damn!

by Why him? January 5, 2017

Do you like apples

A rhetorical question asked to a female and no matter the answer the next question is "do you wanna go fuck?"

A great first question to ask in a bar - if she makes a face and slaps you she is a stuck up bitch, but if she says "sure" shes a Hoebag. Eather way you know what kind of girl your talking to.

Tom " Hey Jenny, do you like apples?" Jenny "No but I like strawberries, and they are in season." Tom "No shit, do you wanna go fuck?"

by Un10nCarb1d4 December 16, 2010

like ducks on a june bug

The predicate that compares one thing that is greatly attracted to another. A similar expression to "like white on rice", or "all over him like a cheap suit".

Ex. 1 - "You'd better not insult my girl, Bessy-Sue, no mo 'bout wearin that mumu or I'll be on you like ducks on a June bug". (Implies aggression)

Ex. 2 - "Yes Ma, I'll be on top of my homework like ducks on a June bug". (Implies diligence)

by MeDavebo June 30, 2008

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