John

John a man with a super small penis and can't please his wife in bed so he had to buy a sex doll

Damn he got a small dick John

by Beth691236 November 11, 2019

John F.

Literally the worst person ever and a little bitch. Posts lots of shitty memes to the group chat. I hope he goes bye-bye

Hey, have you heard of John F.? Nope, me neither, he's a little bitch tho!

by thespam November 11, 2019

John Todd

A guy who compensates with the cars he drives, and fake ice. On his off-time he likes to downhill-ski with the boys in the backseat of a shitbox Tacoma while listening to Rack City through a gen. 1 iPod.

Awh shit, John Todd brought the gay parade again

by Not so gay November 15, 2019

john sevi

the dumbest boy you’ll ever meet, thicc, retarded, a bitch, a snack

masha and tia: yo that guy is such a john sevi
dunne: DONT TALK ABOUT MY FAG LIKE THAT

by faggot6942069 November 16, 2019

John gonzales

Short for Buford Samuel Humpindinkle or a little boy who’s milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

She has a John gonzales milkshake

by Papi chulo * November 26, 2019

John

Someone with a 169% chance of stealing your girl, also a roblox playboy that might shit in your cocoa puffs when you're not looking.

When you see john

Holy crap! I can't believe I saw john!

John Smith! It's YOU!!!

by Shadow2003 November 29, 2019

Johns Disease

A disease caused by the act of using your own shit as lotion to jerk off.

Damn I think he has Johns Disease

by 1153011 March 20, 2019