crotch chocolate

the result of eating a flake in the car

damn i have got crotch chocolate

by gabrielxxx August 14, 2010

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White Chocolate

A black friend who everyone convinces is white on the outside and black on the inside.

Damn! you one fine white chocolate!

by kevin warren III May 5, 2011

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German chocolate bar

The poop that looks like a chocolate bar, often eaten for practical jokes

This chocolates terrible!

It's a German chocolate bar is probably why

by Ricky Itchie Twitchy May 22, 2011

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Nibbling Chocolate

When you desparately need a shit.

Similar to Squeezing Maltesers

Tina, I cant walk any further. I'm nibbling chocolate..

by Tom Monaghan July 2, 2011

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bed chocolate

Residual excretion in, on, or around one's mattress, which is later mistaken for crumbs of chocolate.

Willard: Bernadine shat on my dick last Thursday evening while we were sleeping.
Hobo 1: Well, that's unfortunate...
Willard : The worst part is that I thought the bed chocolate is was a piece of the candy bar that I was eating yesterday afternoon for elevenses.

Hobo 2: STANKY!

by killbo December 15, 2011

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The Chocolate Theory

This theory states that the chances of survival of a long distance relationship are directly proportional to the couple's resistance to a midnight craving for chocolate and patience to wait for it till the next day.

I SO wanna have chocolate right NOW! I'd suck at long distance relationships courtesy the chocolate theory.
I think I should end this relationship. Last night's urge for chocolate, chocolate theoried my relationship. (verb)

by iamawesome41 December 23, 2011

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