chokin' da chicken

a males version of masturbation.

yankin' it, pulling it, jerking off, chokin' da chicken

by giveadamnbusted May 15, 2014

chicken bag soup

A tasty delight produced by dipping ones chicken bag into a pot of water. Allow the chicken bag to simmer on medium heat for 15 minutes. Once chicken bag is pinkish, add 1 tsp. of Grey Poupon mustard, a head of brocolli, and a package of Kraft Macaroni + Cheese. Allow chicken bag to simmer along with the remaining ingredients for an additional 23 minutes.

My balls were burning after I used them to prepare chicken bag soup.

by haleyaryan December 7, 2010

Chicken BBQ pizza

The right way to say it

Hi Alex it’s the right fucking way to say it
“I want chicken bbq pizza”
“It’s bbq chicken”
“Well that’s a lotta hupla”

by Ch1ch3n6qq November 23, 2022

chicken nugget inhalation

Chicken nugget inhalation is when you accidentally inhale a chicken nugget opposed to eating it.

Izzy died due to chicken nugget inhalation last Tuesday.

by xDFx facts November 5, 2020

chicken nugget soup

where you dip chicken nuggets into your soup and gag to death after eating it

I died after trying out chicken nugget soup... I definitely recommend it ^-^

by Potatoes._.AreGood November 6, 2018

Chicken in your hand

The act of masturbating.

(Manager calls employee early in the morning) "You want to come in to work on this project today?" (Voice on the other end of the line sounds low and sexy) "You sound like you have your chicken in your hand!"
Me (across room): "Ah, ha, ha, ha ha!!"

by MassBoss July 30, 2013

tennessee chicken chokehold

When you have a hole in the crotch of your underwear and a corresponding hole in the crotch of your shorts so that when you sit down both balls fall out of both holes and get caught outside your shorts. When one ball falls out and get caught this is a Mississippi chicken chokehold.

I didn't realize my boxers and my shorts had a hole in them until I sat down and saw I had my balls in a Tennessee chicken chokehold.

by etmo November 30, 2018