cake after sex is so goated

"cake after sex is so goated" is the most charismatic phrase ever to exist. The guy who made it has the ability to make people bend to his will with this one phrase. Psychologists hate him!

person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: what
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: you're not making any sense
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: please stop
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated

by cakeaftersexissogoated September 10, 2021

Shower cake

When you having shower sex and your girl shits and you shove it up her butthole and lick it all out again.

Ex: The man Shower caked his girl cause she couldn’t hold it in

by Catlicker65 September 14, 2025

creepy cakes

someone who hates u and calls u things till your unstable but u feel as if they're in-love

just call them your creepy cakes n they might be good to you..

someone who hates you to the point they are in-love

by kara-- November 23, 2022

Seis leches cake

When you are the last man up in a 6 on one and you go down on the woman who has received 5 cream pies

After waiting and watching all night Jake couldn’t help but have some Seis leches cake

by PevereIl March 1, 2024

Carrot cake

Its when someone with a big ass puts a carrot in their asshole

“God damn jessie gotta fat ass, shiiiiiiit you know I'm trying to get some carrot cake”

by MF.Shroom November 14, 2022

Birthday Cake

When your mom and/or dad lets you practice anal on them as your birthday present as they couldn't afford that new hot wheels play set at walmart

Person 1: Bro My Dad gave me that Birthday Cake and my ball sack still hasn't recovered
Person 2: Bro you're so lucky! all i got for my birthday was a Sex Slave

by dgarretson530 June 5, 2019

Icing On The Cake

A sex move you do in doggy style where you pull out and cum on the girl’s ass. This can also be done to guys.

“Yo, Sarah let me hit it from the back last night, and I put some icing on the cake if you know what I mean.”

by juicynevada401 December 16, 2024