I pretended that i was going to tie my shoe but i sneaked up behind my girlfriend and did a cheese cake!
by Coralkomi July 25, 2022
Get the Cheese cakemug. A cake the look good on the outside but will most likly kill you after the fisrt bite. the mane ingrediants are sewage water and radioactive waste and whatever you can find in the trash for example tampons, rotten fruit, dead rodents and and used condoms
by Xxx_Sterben_xxX May 19, 2016
Get the cancer cakemug. A Bukakke scenario. The main difference in this variant from the Cincinatti bundt cake is that immediately before the male participants ejaculate on the female participant's ass, you spray her ass with baby powder or talcum powder - as if that is the powdered sugar under the white glazing
I was thinking of giving her a Cincinatti bundt cake but I had a bottle of Gold Bond powder next to the bed. So I pulled out, slapped her ass with the powder, and gave her a Delaware Bundt Cake
by Timberlane June 24, 2010
Get the Delaware Bundt Cakemug. The top definitions are wrong. Caked up either refers to:
1) Someone who has put too much makeup on their face, especially a concealer.
or
2) Being full from eating too much.
Has nothing to do with ass.
1) Someone who has put too much makeup on their face, especially a concealer.
or
2) Being full from eating too much.
Has nothing to do with ass.
1) Amber went a little overboard with the makeup and her face was all caked up.
2) Timmy was all caked up after Thanksgiving dinner.
2) Timmy was all caked up after Thanksgiving dinner.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 13, 2021
Get the Caked upmug. Cunt cake: when the weather is hot out and a womens yeast infection is baking. Looking like a cake by the end of the day.
by chives66441 June 11, 2021
Get the cunt cakemug. (Noun) a separate cake on your birthday made with the sole purpose of sobbing over and eating (usually with ones hands) as you think about how you’re another year older and still single.
“What flavor would you like your sob cake this year Laura?”
“We’re going out to dinner for my birthday then back home for the sob cake”
Person 1: “happy birthday! Why does it look like you were crying? “
Birthday girl: “i just did my sob cake”
Person 1: “oh nice!”
“We’re going out to dinner for my birthday then back home for the sob cake”
Person 1: “happy birthday! Why does it look like you were crying? “
Birthday girl: “i just did my sob cake”
Person 1: “oh nice!”
by Lauraflood5 November 13, 2017
Get the Sob cakemug. A situation so shitty that no matter the outcome you end up being screwed, like a birthday cake that gives you AIDS, doesn't matter what slice you take, you'll get AIDS regardless.
"This is really brutal. I don't know what I'm going to do here, either way I go I'm fucked"
"Sounds like you've been given an AIDS birthday cake".
"Sounds like you've been given an AIDS birthday cake".
by thewarragulman May 23, 2018
Get the AIDS Birthday Cakemug.