Hunk ass

When a niggas ass is so unwashed and musty and reeks of broken relationships. you just gotta call mf out for it

Oh that nigga got some serious hunk ass

by Pauliedpeluso September 2, 2021

jello ass

(n.) A large and attractive set of female buttocks, characterized by much wobbling and jiggling, particularly when observed walking away from the viewer.

Person 1: "Coco Austin, wife of Ice-T, has a superb jello ass!"

Person 2: "Of course she does! What planet have you been living on?"

by Duck-Molester November 28, 2012

Ass Copter

Coined in Chicago by JC. The sexual act of a woman having anal sex while on top of and starting by facing the man. She frequently changes from facing him to facing his feet without pulling off of him.

Older woman are learning to ass copter to compete with younger competition.

by Senior Elstonia December 8, 2012

Swamp Ass

A condition of severely sweaty butt cheeks or crotch, where the sweat and any un-wiped or leaked fluids or poo from bad hygiene combines to make a disgusting stain that not only stinks up a 10 Ft radius in a crowd but attracts a horde of flies, hundreds of which collect on the stain and feed from it. overly tight nylon pants on a big female booty exacerbate the problem by intruding into the butt crack and wicking the fetid smear to the surface. The sufferer is sometimes unaware of this and does not correct it, leading to randomly taken pictures of their fly-infested ass appearing on the internet at their expense.

Nigel: Oh man- look at that nasty whore with the big booty and red pants! Is that a brown stain in the crack of her ass or a horde of flies on a brown stain?
William: Shit man, she's got the Swamp Ass!

by abjectus October 16, 2012

Elephant ass

In golf when a shot is high and shitty, resembling an elephants ass.

(friend makes a horrible shot) *cough* elephant ass *cough*

by SALTYteaBAG November 9, 2012

Ass Beetles

The feeling that a colony of Beetle eggs are hatching from ones ass after a savage dump.

John: Man, my ass is really irritated from that last dump, I shouldn't have eaten the large popcorn last night.

Frank: Ahhhh, Ass Beetles, I feel your pain bro.

by Jack Hofking March 17, 2011

Ass Shirt

When the girl your sleeping with takes your shirt and puts it under her ass while your fucking in hopes of no leaving evidence on her relatives, boyfriend, or sisters bed.

Self-Explanitory After Defination Is Read. Ass Shirt

by Cherubrock March 26, 2011