putting the corn back on the cob

While having anal sex with a woman, you pull out to discover there is a piece of undigested corn on your dick.

I was at a party on the week-end and this cougar totally wanted my dick in her ass. About half way through I pulled out to change positions and realized we were totally putting the corn back on the cob. In the interest of fairness I asked her eat the leftovers. That was awesome!

by Antichristian6669 February 24, 2012

Back pocket hanging out

(n) this is the result of excessive anal plundering; the intestines actually exit through the anus, forming a dangling mass, resembling a pink sock.

When I left prison, I had a back pocket hanging out the size of Texas.

by xwingkatieY December 17, 2012

put a hump on a camels back

Phrase used to describe really strong gear.

Man, this shit really puts a hump on a camels back!

by nitram May 29, 2004

Backing them up for John

When cheapass loser fucking hillbilly thinks he is getting screwed out of overtime.

They are not giving me any jobs, the are backing them up for John.

by doughboy2 May 11, 2009

Put your weener back in

Settle down,calm down

Dude,put your weener back in

by Brock July 15, 2003

back off and jack off

When you are chillin w/ yo bitch and you is about to have sex or get head or wutev and u just run home and jack off instead.

Tijan backed off and jacked off when he was unable to go all the way with Lunice.

Why would he back off and jack off???

by Alan Zhu January 25, 2008

Finger jack from the back

The act of finger penetration to either the vagina or anus, while from behind. This can be accomplished standing, sitting, bent-over, or preferably while she's asleep with her back to you.

While my girl is blowing me in my lap, I like to finger jack from the back to pass the time. Then I cram my fingers up both of her nostrils so that she can smell her dirty ass all day long.

by Finger Maniac March 18, 2011