God derangement syndrome

When people believe a 2000 year old magic man will return to save them.

The people who voted a felonious rapist into the highest job in the country because they suffer from God derangement syndrome

by The Demon Youmademe March 20, 2025

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, eat breakfast, and drink coffee on the toilet.

Steve: "We need to go where is Ethan?"
John: "He's in the can doing his daily Good Morning and God Bless give him another twenty minutes."

by smj101 May 24, 2018

God Fucked

Shoving ones penis into his asshole whilst screaming "OH GOD"

Steve: did debbie tell u what sandy's boyfriend FRED did the other day?

Rick: nope; what happened?

Steve: Fred God Fucked himself at the beach yesterday when he tripped over a rock!

Rick: dayyyyyymn bro

by Renegade69 July 25, 2016

God

God is the ultimate deity who converted impossibilities of nothing into all possibilities of this world and everything associated with it.

"All praises to God!

by superboyzcoolz September 20, 2020

thor the god of thunder

hottest man(god) alive.

chris hemsworth.

thor the god of thunder is hot.

by kuljul123 October 3, 2022

God

Michael

God

by Stongmidget November 24, 2021

god candle

A massive green candle that can propel Bitcoin towards new all-time highs with divine force.

Did you see the Bitcoin price, it just printed a god candle, we’re going to be rich!

by anonymous November 29, 2023