slapping the weasel 

Having sexual intercourse.

Ricky: Where's Paul?
Russell: He's round Adelenes slapping the weasel.

slapping the weasel by lde_ricky December 14, 2008

slaphog

Noun. 1. A constant, perpetual masturbator. Usually used to describe males, but can be used for a female.

Johnny masturbates 4 times a day. He's a slaphog.

slaphog by uron a. holman October 21, 2013

slaphappiest 

Happier than slap happy, and the best of all slaphappier options.

I was slaphappier with blue or green over red. I'm slaphappiest with gray.

slaphappiest by Ranger Wordsmith March 18, 2015

Slapping the Cat

Another term for female masturbation

Boy: I walked in on my sister slapping the cat last night
Boy2: I wish I could have seen that. Your sister is hot.

Slapping the Cat by ZachZachZachZachZachZach March 26, 2019

Slappy-assed 

Piss-poor work.

Slappy-assed is defined as performance being lazy, haphazard, incomplete, shit work. Example: My landlord's repair guy did slappy-assed work, " I said pointing to my toilet duct taped to the wall. Slappy-ass means

Slappy-assed is defined as performance being lazy, haphazard, incomplete, shit work. Example: My landlord's repair guy did slappy-assed work, " I said pointing to my toilet duct taped to the wall. Slappy-ass means

Slappy-assed by blossombaby December 2, 2021

whappy slappy 

see slappy
see whappy

noun- is a type of slappy that specifically refers to your cock

verb- slapping someone with your cock

"i'm going to whappy slappy you all over the face if you don't shut up."

whappy slappy by bigc22 July 23, 2009

Slump Slapped 

When your sitting in a car slumpin tunes (usually high) and annoying heads begin to role up from no where asking if you got pills, weed, alcohol, cigs, or whatever it might be....

Ya, I was posted up with garfunkle at 7eleven and three heads popped up askin if we had dank. We were chillin to those nigas slump slapped us

Slump Slapped by CitizensPatrol November 13, 2009