sons of rats

An evil underground empire that works in the shadows of New England prep schools and other such places. They are led each year by two King Rats and the torch of leadership is passed on with each generational shift. The main objective of the Rats is to bring humor where it is needed and to exagerate current issues through the use of extreme pranking. The Rats have been known to be extremely violent and aggressive when defending their own turf and do not take kindly to any threat, intentional or not, to one their own. Generally it is an unspoken rule among most who live in close proximity of the Rats that for one's own sake, they are best left alone.

Example One:
Joe: "Damn, I heard them Sons of Rats went and pulled a nasty prank!"
Bob: "Yo, I heard the same thing, I heard they're professionals."

Example Two:
Joe: "Damn, my backpack's gone!"
Bob: "Did you piss off a Rat?"
Joe: "I don't think so..."
Bob: "Where's your wallet?"
Joe: "Shit!"

Example Three:
Joe: "Hey man, lets go see if we can figure out who the Rats are."
Bob: "Yeah good idea."
--That's why this is the last example. Joe and Bob won't be joining us for anymore examples.

by Ciroel Gink December 14, 2008

Gizzy Rat

A girl who crop dust's you but you don't even care because of how good her ass is.

Phew do you smell that? looks like that girl we passed is one hell of a gizzy rat.

by The Scholarly Bovine October 21, 2023

Church-rat

A person who worships the Christian/Catholic faith to the point of practically living inside the church but at the same time not wanting to become a priest/nun.

Todd is such a Church-rat

by TheNightParade June 17, 2023

married rat

An ugly girl otherwise known as Marriott.

Married rat ruins everything.

by Rihannatheetaper November 22, 2021

theres always two rats in a bush

Used similiar to how if there's one rotten apple more often than not the rest are rotten.

"A shit I died to two guys hiding in a bush".

Tough luck! Theres always two rats in a bush.

by tworatsinabush August 2, 2023

Creeping Rat Cunt

An Old, Short, Shriveled up waste of space that is meant to be considered part of the team in the workplace. They tend to suffer from Mystery Sickness and usually have disfigured cretin followers.

"Urghh I hate working with ****, he's such a Creeping Rat Cunt!"

by Super Cat Man December 21, 2013

rat scam

The type of rat that gets past krebs Security.

damn rat scam totally got tricked krebs to get the super crab

by rat scam October 1, 2022