Piss Carpet

piss carpet moment; intentionally doing something, whether it's buying an early access game, or perfoming a bug that can break the game (pissing on the carpet) and getting mad that its having early access issues, or breaks the game (mad that the carpet has piss on it).

There was this one guy, posted a clip where he put a sword in the floor in this game, and it spazzed and noclipped below the map, and told the devs about his piss carpet.

by rokavii August 17, 2023

Piss

ya do it every day!

(john) Man I really have to take a piss
(mike) Then go take one?

by orange15 May 24, 2021

Piss Moment

A moment or event worthy of ironically or intentionally pissing oneself to. These moments can be faked by those that wish to cover up the fact that they accidentally pissed themselves.

"Damn, that concert was a real piss moment!"

by JoeyJoeyJoeJoeJoannaJoeyJoe March 31, 2020

Screaming piss

A pee in which comes out of you so hard it sounds like frying bacon and/or makes you scream due to being so hot

“Be right back dude, I gotta take a screaming piss!”

by Noodle_man November 21, 2019

piss up

a person who pisses you off but you don’t hate them.

A: Yo! Did you see how she spoke to the teacher
B: Yeah she’s such a piss up!

by pissup creator1245 November 25, 2021

Pissing distance.

When an event of some sort is right around the corner or really close to happening.

Tyler's birthday is in pissing distance.

by FollowMeOnTwitter@Nextarity March 24, 2022

Pissed herself

Pissing outside of her one pant.

The child pissed herself and wept due to she pissed inside her double dark blue line undies that where still on.

by Fendzs November 18, 2022