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Five Guys Shits

The irresistible urge to blow up a bathroom after eating Five Guys. Usually sets in 53-65 minutes after consuming. Worsened by Cajun Fries
Man Running Through Airport: “Excuse me, excuse me, coming through. “
Stranger 1: “He must have a tight connection.”
Stranger 2: “No, I’ve seen that run before and that crazed look in his eyes. Poor bastard has the Five Guys Shits.
by lws0925 August 11, 2019
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Guy

Also a Fast growing army, like Greg! If you are Guy you probably know a Greg
by Iamtrulyguy August 13, 2019
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Bry guy

Bry guy is a lil sexy boi with a fat ass and is bad at pretty much every sport

Redeeming qualities: ...
Downsides: He gives you a boner if you stare too long
Look at that thick lil Bry Guy he be lookin like a snacc.

Hey Bry Guy, you looking like a Reese's peanut butter cup and I need me a piece.
by Expired Moisturizer December 15, 2017
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come through guys

A guy whose only attention is entertainment, usually in regard of sex. Lack seriousness and doesn't care about main ambition and simple focus is to 'come through' usually to the woman involve in their lives
being defined:
Lydia: Mac is such a come through guy, he text me to meet like 6 times this week!

Casey: well he does that with everybody, come through guys are just constantly in or out and don't give a shit.
by QuinnBethany96 December 22, 2017
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guy

A person who when with girls and not others friends is a nice and caring person. But when with his friends is a total different person. They because a person who tries to be cool and fit in. They also when a girl talks to them they try to roast them. But by thenselves and with girls they tend to care about them and what they think.
Guy 1: hey there’s your girlfriend.

Guy 2: hey Ellie

Guy 3: did you hear Ellie got a a+ on her math test because she cheated off of josh(smartest kid in class)
All guys: laughing

Later

Guy 2: hey just wondering how did you do on the math test
Ellie: I completely flunked it. I got a D- on it
Guy 2: oh I’m really sorry I hope you do better on the next one
by Annyomis April 22, 2018
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old guy in surfwise

A badass old guy who says it as is doesn’t come with bullshit but trueshit
Old guy in surfwise says I met a Jewish girl named Ellen we got together later that night “she taught me to eat pussy”
by Ur mom 808 April 23, 2018
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Gui

Gui is a female that can make you fall in love faster then you can say "1... 2... 3..."
She's normally a very happy and confident person, her hairs long and her eyes sparkle under the right amount of light.
Whenever you see her, your heart skips a beat, and her flirty remarks make your legs weak. Your stomach does flips whenever she talks and you find her intellegance quite amazing.
Guy 1: is that Gui?

Guy 2: yea! Isn't she beautiful? I'm so in love
by LovingHopelessly January 2, 2018
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