Do you even lift?

While used frequently in fitness and bodybuilding chatrooms and forums, it is also used as an amusing non-sequitur to express general exasperation or derision in situations not involving fitness or bodybuilding.

The light is green...go! God, do you even lift?

This spreadsheet is all wrong. Do you even lift?

by Swoleness February 8, 2023

i don't do drugs

"I don't do drugs" is the sixth song on Doja Cat's third studio album "Planet Her". It's about a relationship that you know isn't good for you, but you can't help but go back to that person. They refer to the person that they're in a relationship with as drugs.

Ariana: So, baby, can you get it from the back?
Got me purrin' like I'm Doja Cat

Doja: Had to give in, couldn't give up
I just want you, but I don't do drugs

by Got me purrin' like I'm Doja C June 26, 2021

do she got a booty

A phrase made up by ma homies.
Said when two male friends see a girl with a big booty.

Guy 1: Do she got a booty?

Guy 2: She do!

by King Corgtato August 24, 2014

Doing me Tom Brady

When someone accuses you of something, they lack any substantial proof, but they insist you are guilty anyway.

“In the NFL, investigators drop a case on you, man. They try to Tom Brady you. That’s what we call it now when they try to double back — the double jeopardy. There’s no such things double jeopardy; they call that the Tom Brady now.” said De-angelo.

Wow! Glad I read that. The fucking Metermaid just gave me a bogus parking ticket. You know it ain't no tow zone. Think she's doing me Tom Brady...

Wow! Glad I read that. The fucking Metermaid just gave me a bogus parking ticket. You know it ain't no tow zone. Think she's doing me Tom Brady...

by Sticky AKA September 1, 2016

what can a gal do

when a gal is in quite a bind and not sure what to do.

dang it. I just dropped my drink. what can a gal do¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by ecaswimmer January 15, 2016

u do u boo

when someone does something weird, but u ain’t gon’ be rude about, so u hit em with “u do u boo”

Kate: i enjoy sniffing hair..
me: u do u boo

by imtomandimcoolyeet December 25, 2018

from "I do" to "Adieu"

The typical course run by more than 50% of marriages.

Marriage counsellor: I always advise my "starry-eyed lovebirds" clients to "look at the whole picture" --- i.e., consider the entire scope and details of marriage --- before deciding whether they would truly be a good match for each other... I'd sure hate to see their fairly-tale romance merely proceed from "I do" to "Adieu" like so many of marriages do these days.

by QuacksO August 26, 2018