Occurs after a night of heavy drinking when a male cannot feel his penis during sexual activity resulting in long periods of sex, sometimes so long the penis goes limp.
I had sex for 3 hours the other night when I was hammered but nothing happened because I had whiskey-dick and couldn't feel anything.
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I was going down on him and when I pulled back his foreskin the head of his cock was caked with dick cheese
by RussNyc September 9, 2006
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Chips that have been contaminated by someone who puts their hand in the bag after going to the bathroom, WITHOUT washing their hands.
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Chips that have been contaminated by someone who puts their hand in the bag after going to the bathroom, WITHOUT washing their hands.
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Get the Coke Dick mug.The result of pubic hair growing on the shaft of a penis that hasn't been shaved for 24 hours. Maxium effect of Cactus Dick occurs while inserting the penis during sex.
"What the hell Jason?! I thought I told you, last week, to shave your Cactus Dick before having anal with me!"
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