A small and VERY rare spider like creature, that lives along the marshes and swamps of a market town in berkshire.

Also term for a grotty "insect" or person who is a bit of a skank and who is in need of a jolly good wash.

"oooooooh that mandy is a right craven beanus"

craven beanus by lord bagel dick November 16, 2006

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Coffee Beaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

Coffee Beaner by Equal crack May 20, 2016

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heat my beans

an expression meaning you have a sexual attraction to someone else. the word "my" is usually stressed.

June: Oh, he could heat MY beans any day!
Katie: Yeah, he is so hot!

heat my beans by Kate Heals October 12, 2008

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Mix the beans

A disgusting phrase for anal sex.

"so hon, i know its that time of the month again. How about i just mix the beans instead?"

Mix the beans by blackish blue dragon June 7, 2009

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