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Jalix Moment

Developed as a sort of "Friend Shared" meme by Jaliximorph on steam, also coined by the fan created OC Character of the Same name for the Warhammer 40k Universe.

Linked aswell to Vascus Moment which is in the same context, as the two are often featured together.
The situations Jalix finds himself in are usually where against all odds, he completely annihilates everything in his way, while being completely oblivious to what is going on.
*Destroys an Army, while humming to himself*
Vascus: Dude, did you just have another Jalix Moment?
Jalix: *Stops humming* Huh wut?

*Plows through a wall after being called from a different room*

Guy: OVER HERE JALIX, Stop having Jalix Moments.
Jalix: Im not gonna pay for this wall, y'know that right?
by fayulcaek January 10, 2012
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An Alex Moment

/verb/

when a person does something idiotic that would have otherwise been preventable
A: hey B why were you not at club today we scheduled it like 3 days ago.

B: I forgot.

C: damn that's An Alex Moment right there
by Strongki April 13, 2021
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Cow Moment

A sexual act in which someone attempts to stimulate a woman's breasts to such a degree during sex that they begin lactating. Usually through sucking, biting or harsh pinching which end up.
I just got done fucking that girl man, I sucked her milkers so hard she had a cow moment!
by GhoulFooly December 9, 2020
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bruh moment

A moment so amazing, shocking, or eBic that it can only be responded to with the word "bruh".
Gamer 1: "My parents got divorced and my mom got custody."
Gamer 1 1/2: "What a bruh moment."
by BruhMomentoNumeroDos#2 July 17, 2019
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Izzy moment

Consuming a massive amount of vending machine starkist tuna and thinking it’s good
Person 1: “I just ate the vending machine tuna and it was DELICIOUS
Person 2: “That’s such an Izzy Moment, disgusting
by BenShapiro2278 August 31, 2022
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Awkward camp moment

The moment when you were a Kid and you were raped by the camp counciler
Person One "Dude,When I was a Kid,I had an Awkward camp moment"

Person two should kill himself for ever hearing this.
by HohefStalin December 26, 2011
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Left Shoulder Moment

When one of the homies are rockin' a bit of a chub, but they don't wanna be too public about it. Can also be used if a guy sees something he likes in a sexual way.
Hey guys. *taps shoulder* *winks*

Hey, Matius! Look over there. Left shoulder moment, am I right?!
by Michael Churchill May 14, 2021
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