A booty call through email.
by Bug Smasher September 26, 2017
Get the Booty Mailmug. A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023
Get the The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Banditmug. When you plan a trip and intend to sleep with multiple people on your travel, possibly as a means of housing.
by StoneOfEternity July 19, 2023
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