monkey tail

the squirts

oh man that taco pizza gave me a severe case of monkey tail

by frec June 16, 2004

Monkey Butt

A term used to describe a man or woman who can grow hair fully, and to a substantial length on the buttocks.

Before the hair transplant, Roy was a Monkey Butt.

by DrooDroo April 6, 2011

monkey brains

plural of monkey brain: a green fruit which is wrinkly like a brain, about the size of a monkey's. Semi-common in Cincinnati (I know this because it’s where I’m from; they may be common elsewhere, as well, though I ’mnot aware’f where).

The official\technical\scientfic\actual\real\true term/name for it.. I don't know.

Getting hit in the head by a monkey brain ain’t as severe as gettin‘ hit by a base-ball, but it still hurts.

Me and my friends, when we were young, liked to roll monkey brains down our streets in the ’hood.

by Victor Van Styn August 23, 2005

Monkey fucker

One who likes the reacharound when having relations with a monkey

Duran is a monkey fucker.

by Mike Hunt August 25, 2003

monkey knuckle

1 step higher than a cameltoe

look at that ho's cameltoe!!!

by Mike! June 8, 2004

turf monkey

to lick anuva ones soiled patieholes

dude dat bitch did a turf monkey on dat gal wot a tramp

by matt1234567 January 16, 2008

Grease Monkey

1. Someone who has bits of food, grease, etc. in their facial hair or normal hair.

2. Someone who loves working on cars.

1.
George: Man, John never puts a hairnet on when using the deep fat frier. What a grease monkey.

2.
Josh: All that that grease monkey Joel does all day is work on cars.

by The Anonymous Corporation April 29, 2010