Nut Puff

The act of applying pressure to one half of one's testicles so that the remaining testicles inflates though the open seam of a pair of boxer shorts. This creates a look to the testicle that is similar to an inflated balloon.

"Henry gave me a big ol' eyeful of Nut Puff when I woke up after a sleepover at his house."

by Lighthouse August 5, 2013

Nuts & Bolts

1. To Do Something Crazy/Being Brave
2. To Suggest Something Crazy
3. When Not Alright In The Head

Nuts: Wonky Hammer is Going to Ask Lady Screwdriver Out to the Toolbox.

Bolts: He Must be Nuts & Bolts!

by T.Kila. August 19, 2013

Nut Juice

The proper and healthier alternative for "Almond Milk"

Tyrone: Its called almond milk cause no one can say nut juice with a straight face
Daniel Day Lewis: Nut Juice*says nut juice with the most straight and serious face*
Tyrone: *Chugs Nut Juice*
Daniel Day Lewis: *Chugs In Unison*

by stale cheerio June 13, 2018

Nut Sandy

What happens when some body cums and is supprised to find tiny soild particales in there cum

" Dude i just found nut sandy when i shot my load!!"

by SexBandit88 January 28, 2005

goober nuts

a guy with bruised/pruny nuts

tessa nut checked jason and gave him goober nuts nut checked

by ben dover October 3, 2004

tough nut to crack

Something or some situation very difficult to deal with satisfactorily. You may use just 'tough nut' too.

Property division is a tough nut to crack in divorce.
Iraq has become a tough nut for the U.S. government.

by João Rodegheri November 11, 2008

Pre-nut Syndrome

1) The phenomenon wherein a man who has gone without sexual relations for a period of time experiences a decrease in selectivity with respect to those persons that he seeks said relations with. As the period of time in which said man's sexual relations are in absentia increases, there is a direct inverse relationship with said selectivity. For as long as the `drought' persists, the selectivity will decrease exponentially.

During a consultation with his urologist, Cicero expressed a serious interest in draining his balls in Miss Mary Jay Rottencrotch's STD petri dish. Since ions had gone by since Cicero had last sunk his Italian sausage into a quality hole, the doctor diagnosed Cicero with a severe case of Pre-nut Syndrome.

by duchebag81 July 24, 2010