The aggressive inflation of a Man's testicles. This is most commonly caused by the discontinuation of his self-prescribed Adderall. On occasion, the inflammation of the testicles does not cease until they have expanded to the size of tennis balls.
Person #1 "Dude, my dick is so huge right now. I didn't take my Adderall today."
Person #2 "Oh sick, you have Jager Nuts? My cousin had those once. He ended up puncturing them with a rusty tire iron! They ruptured and sprayed his grandmother with Jager juice.
Person #2 "Oh sick, you have Jager Nuts? My cousin had those once. He ended up puncturing them with a rusty tire iron! They ruptured and sprayed his grandmother with Jager juice.
by Lowell Jeitsema July 15, 2010
by The big floopy one October 16, 2010
To Nut into a Woman And then Shit out of thee Anus and Get the fuck out so the woman has to clean it. but before she cleans it she plays mudpie cake with it
Brian: (Nuts) Ah! (And then takes shit) Ah fuck im out have fun Cleaning Sharol
Sharol: What The Fuck Brian! you just Nut&Shit on my Bed!
Sharol: What The Fuck Brian! you just Nut&Shit on my Bed!
by Nut&SHit May 19, 2019
1. A phrase used to describe when a girl is into you
2. Can be used sarcastically when a girl is definitely not into you
3. The girl literally has your nuts in her hand
2. Can be used sarcastically when a girl is definitely not into you
3. The girl literally has your nuts in her hand
by bpballer February 05, 2009
The art of a faked male orgasm. Pretending to ejaculate. When you grow weary of having intercourse with a female you may "ghost bust a nut" to end the experience.
Rodney: So...I got drunk and hooked up with this girl last night
Maurice: Really dude? Nice!
Rodney: Nah man, not nice! This chick was gross! When I finally sobered up I had to ghost-bust a nut and got out of there!
Maurice: Really dude? Nice!
Rodney: Nah man, not nice! This chick was gross! When I finally sobered up I had to ghost-bust a nut and got out of there!
by casper the nut busting ghost September 03, 2009
Something or some situation very difficult to deal with satisfactorily. You may use just 'tough nut' too.
Property division is a tough nut to crack in divorce.
Iraq has become a tough nut for the U.S. government.
Iraq has become a tough nut for the U.S. government.
by João Rodegheri November 26, 2006
1) The phenomenon wherein a man who has gone without sexual relations for a period of time experiences a decrease in selectivity with respect to those persons that he seeks said relations with. As the period of time in which said man's sexual relations are in absentia increases, there is a direct inverse relationship with said selectivity. For as long as the `drought' persists, the selectivity will decrease exponentially.
During a consultation with his urologist, Cicero expressed a serious interest in draining his balls in Miss Mary Jay Rottencrotch's STD petri dish. Since ions had gone by since Cicero had last sunk his Italian sausage into a quality hole, the doctor diagnosed Cicero with a severe case of Pre-nut Syndrome.
by duchebag81 July 24, 2010