Cancer king

The cancer King is a guy that, really, *really* likes cancers.
Literally his wife is one, his kids are, his favorite students. He's kind of a nerd but actually quite nice and fun.

Student A: "Eyy what's your Zodiac sign btw?"

Student B: "Oh I'm a cancer, why?"
Student A: "Really? Omg didn't you just have a class with the cancer King?"
Student B:"The what?"
Student A: "The cancer King yk, he really likes cancers. Didn't you say you thought you were his favorite student?"
Student B: "... I did think that.. Isn't his wife also a cancer?"

by Cancerking November 21, 2021

THC King

Roberto, a noble yet humble God, strong, and followed by others beneath him. He is entertained with the mortals that try to claim his crown.

Roberto is the THC King, we all know that, but what is sad is their will be no other!

by DrifterXL September 12, 2022

alaskan king crabs

Crabs and genital warts combined

Shit man she gave me warts now I got Alaskan king crabs.

by 420024 anal June 18, 2018

Rat King

A rat king is also known as the male human species with the name Austin Aplas. This species also has a rat queen girlfriend names Isabella

Rat king does rat shit.

by KT Vezza July 28, 2024

king of cheese and corn

someone who is overly corny and cheesy, earning the title the king of cheese and corn

P1: Hey guys!!!!! I play soccer!!!!!!
P2: dog, your actually the king of cheese and corn

by Nxb August 29, 2021

josh king

a very sexy 6ft tall man with a 12 pack who uses 100kgs for lateral warmups and can bash Fadi with his pinkie toe

josh king is a sigma

by ligma nutsssss February 28, 2024

King Thistle shut his mouth

When King Thistle eats sticky fudge cake.

King Thistle shut his mouth because he ate the sticky fudge cake.

by Debskelly1985 April 1, 2023