epic piss

a very big pee break. ever drank two gallons of water and waited 5 hours to piss? that's when an epic piss happens.

damn bro my bladder boutta splode imma go take an epic piss real quick

by Kumtukey fly chimken May 20, 2021

piss-ugly

So ugly it reminds you of piss. Could also refer to how they smell with the small of piss

Bob: Oh dude Stephanie is kinda hot
Jorge: Nah dude she's piss-ugly
Bob: You gay?

by pee pee 3 July 21, 2019

piss babys

1. the coolest people ever
2. has some of the nosiest people
3. someone always needs to piss but never goes

1. maya: omg hey piss babys
beep: hey maya

maya: were the coolest people ever

2. imani: hera is so nosy (this statement has been proven to be false)
hera & shay: we know ur actually the most nosy imani

3. shay: i need to pee
hera: go pee
shay: no

by pissbabysarchive February 28, 2021

Horse Piss

When one has to take such a long and lengthy piss after holding it in for an absurd amount of time.

This piss mimicks one that would come out of a massive horse cock (Thick and Steamy), although it is coming out of your average human schmeckle.

Gary “I’ll be back boys, I have to go take a huge horse piss with my rhino chode.”

by LTG69969 January 16, 2024

Pissed bothering

The act of getting completely bloto and going up to randos and engaging them in conversation.

Let's have another couple of stiff ones before we go to the pub, want to do some serious pissed bothering tonight!

by Shuaman April 13, 2021

piss missile

A piss missile is absolute wondershot in football (or soccer if your country doesnt care enough about it) that is a long speedy straight shoot that scores a goal

Person 1: Did you see the goal Aaron scored?
Person 2: Yeah, absolute piss missile

by hodenkitzler71 February 4, 2024

Piss Ant

Phrase used to describe one who is acting like they have a ball sack for a brain. This is not considered a bad word, but may be offensive to some.

Jp is such a piss ant! What the shit!

by piss ant April 6, 2019