Mummy Poop

When your poop lies sideways in the toilet and upon flushing becomes lodged with toilet paper draped over it.

Why the he'll did you leave mummy poop in the toilet? Gross!

by Honeydog November 4, 2014

poop slap bet

A pact that is made by firmly grasping the hand of another with a solid dollop of feces between the palms. After the handshake, whomever loses the bet gets slapped with a similarly smeared shitty hand.

"Bro, I bet you can't stick this pencil all the way into your dick hole."
"....Wanna make it a poop slap bet?"
"You bet your shitty hands I do"

by matfremay2015 December 8, 2018

poop

poop is a brown substance and when you happen to eat corn there is corn in it

I pooped yesterday!!!!!

by viaticempress73 June 27, 2017

poop you

a compliment, only meant for the closest of friends. it’s meant to uplift your friends

Person 1: WOOW poop you
Person 2: omg thank you so much!!!!!
Person 1: you’re welcome poop

by Shdhshshhs October 22, 2022

Poop

Suck ya mom

This poop can suck ya mom

by anonymous July 11, 2021

poop like a sparrow

When someone eats a lot, but doesn’t put on weight . It is said that they must “poop like a sparrow .” Insinuating they must go number two a lot .

Q-Nicole eats so much food .how is she not obese .

A- she must Poop like a sparrow .

by The Bird watcher April 6, 2021

nasty poop

adjective / noun
A cheeky, light-hearted way to call someone (usually a girl) mean or sassy in a playful, teasing manner. Not to be confused with actual bathroom business — this is purely about attitude, not plumbing.

"Wow, Erin just stole the last slice of pizza and pulled an attitude face while eating it. What a nasty poop."

by dictionary 13243546 August 9, 2025