Cripple Piss

When you lay down flat in the back of the movie theater, and piss on the floor like a cripple.

It will drip down to the front of the theater and then you win.

I needed to piss while we were out watching "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" at the theater, but I didn't want to miss anything - I laid down and popped a quick cripple piss.

by BIG DAX March 6, 2021

cadillac pissing

When you going commando and you have to piss. Some rolls out like a Cadillac.

Man, I had to piss so bad and I was cammando, that shit rolled out like a cadillac pissing!

by Roonsta January 21, 2018

Piss pants

Someone who smells like piss

Yo pissy myles piss pants

by 09hr084711fyrt December 8, 2023

bucket of sweaty piss-farts

When someone has an extreme case of body-odor, consisting of every possible odor a body can produce.

That homeless lady that sat next to me on the bus smelled like a bucket of sweaty piss-farts.

by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022

same piss different toilet

same same but different

When you get drink with the same friends at a different bar. “Same piss different toilet”

by EmWare January 2, 2025

PISS

A rock band known for their erotic nature of giving the audience heart pounding music, which makes anyone either piss their pants (hence the band name) or give handsome guys erections and banging on hot chicks til beef curtains form in their pussies.
Piss plays the song I Wanna Fuck a Whore, sending the boyz and girlz moaning and throwing an orgy.

PISS: I WANNA FUCK A WHORE ALL NIGHT AND ORGY EVERYDAY!
Gregory: These whores are being fucked all night.
Ben: I know, it’s an orgy all night long.

by gregben July 2, 2022

piss flaps

Molly Goodman
Vaginal flaps

get ur piss flaps out

by dhwifnf May 25, 2023