boppin my flopper

the act of self sexual stimulation. generally referring to male self sexual gratification.

“I better get to boppin my flopper before my parents get home”

by RyansInSpace October 30, 2021

drain my pipe

To urinate.

I'm gonna go into the bathroom to drain my pipe.

by jonbecker03 June 8, 2004

the in my pants game

You think of a song title and then add "in my pants" to the end of it.

see also: in my pants

Examples of the in my pants game:

Free falling in my pants.
My life would suck without you in my pants.

by nonamenonamenonamenoooonaaaame April 2, 2010

stealing my brand

A term used by Shane Dawson. It is use to describe a person that steal your ideas and copies the things you’re doing. There fore they’re stealing your brand.

jake paul stop stealing my brand

by Bella San Nicolas December 29, 2017

doin' my 925

Doing my job. "925" meaning where you work from 9am to 5pm, like the Dolly Parton song.

Q: Why are you being such an asshole boss.

A: Just doin' my 925

by G.O.Moo September 26, 2015

rofl my wafl

A variation of the phrase rofl my waffle where the word "Waffle" is quite obviously replaced by the similar sounding word "wafl" to better match the preceding rofl. Usually used as a lengthened version of Rofl for added humor or to express feelings of shock.

"Did you see it? She nearly killed herself!!! ROFL MY WAFL!!!!"

"Well rofl my wafl, I didn't see that coming!"

by TheCrimsonMoon May 21, 2009

Getting my Phelps on

A slightly discreeter way of saying to smoke from a large, classy bong, such as Michael Phelps.

*knock Knock
"what are you guys up to in there?"
"Getting my Phelps on. go away."

by Another Dusty-Foot Philosopher April 26, 2009