Put down the knife

To go vegetarian or more specifically, vegan. Referring to the 2011 documentary 'Forks over knives' in which researchers explore the possibility that people changing their diets from animal-based to plant-based can help eliminate or control diseases like cancer and diabetes.

Girl 1: You are looking so good lately, what's your secret?

Girl 2: I put down the knife.

by my mAin Hack October 1, 2016

lay down a log

to take a large shit

yeah mate ill be right back just gotta lay down a log

by citropussy January 25, 2016

Stand-down comedy

If a stand-up comedian is not at all funny, that he's booed down from the stage.

It's not funny at all, it is rather a Stand-down comedy !!!

by VlarolCarol The First July 15, 2017

bust down tabiana

not bust down thotiana, but bust down tabiana! Use this and ABUSE THIS

“BUST DOWN TABIANA, I WANNA SEE YOU BUST DOWN”

by Mahta101 July 20, 2019

Put Down the Kelp

Means stop sucking dick. In spongebob, theres an episode where the krusty krab sells Kelp drinks and it shows spongebob slurping on the straw, so it means stop slurping on dick.

Matthew: "Oh my god Nathan, you have the best handles and the best shot in basketball and youre really good."
Nathan: "Thanks?"
Nick: "Put down the kelp matthew, jheeez"

by fumastyle November 5, 2017

law down the law

When you're drunk as fuck and you try to be a cowboy

Person 1: It's time to law down the law, pardner
Person 2: Don't you mean lay down the law?
Person 1: Idk, man I'm high af

by The universe is a hologram! May 9, 2018

Amber Down’s syndrome

A very rare serious disease that shouldn’t be taken lightly. Symptoms include;
- shitting yourself
- kidnapping people’s pets
- constant Facebook live sessions

- masterbating with pliers

- stealing peoples boyfriends/ex’s
- feeding pets bath bombs

“Shit I’ve caught something I’ve been to the doctors and they’ve diagnosed me with Amber Down’s syndrome it’s incurable”

by Syndromedisease February 9, 2018