i dont fight

That’s the shooter speaking

Derek: You got an issue bud *bucks up*
Jordan: I dont fight . *proceeds to pull out the 9*

by MrAirItOut December 4, 2022

i can text

When my friend says: "I can text tho" it basically means:"When I say I can text that means u can text me" and "Meaning I’m free to talk" and i just told her:"i need a whole urban dictionary so i can understand u". I decided to make one.

that mf furry:... I can talk tho..
me:Ok.
*next day*
me:u didnt text me.
her aka furry: When I say I can text that means u can text me,meaning I’m free to talk.

by LiveLaughLove i guess September 5, 2021

am i sane

your on the urban dictionary no your not

am i sane

no

are you tier
that proof

by Awsomeness1175 April 20, 2020

i love Easter

i have a peep addiction and my mom says its ruining my life but my grandma won't stop buying them for me because its Easter time and they are everywhere

*tears in my eyes and colorful sugar on my face* man i love Easter

by isaidimnotwaluigibutilied February 25, 2019

Did I ask?

The most overrated comeback EVER.

Person 1: I like pickle sandwiches.
Person 2: Did I ask?
Person 1: No, but do I care if you don't?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: Exactly.

by Moonsun Bleach :> February 2, 2022

Did I ask

"Did I ask?". Usually said when someone says "No" after you tell them to do something.

(e.g. "Let's go swimming" "No Thanks" "Did I ask?")

by J Diane Riley December 6, 2006

i beg thee

to ask, or beg, a person for somthing you desire

"mate i beg thee to stop being such a goon"
"i beg thee to bust me some food"

by mr majestic June 10, 2005