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ur mom

has phat tiddies and loves my young tight cumt
yah bro i fuck ur mom daily
by stupidslut420 March 8, 2022
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Mom

A woman that has loved you even before she saw you. A woman that will give up anything to make you happy. A woman that will walk through fire to protect you. A woman that says,"don't let mama bear out of the cage." A woman that will still love you, even after a mistake. A woman that will turn off her favorite song just so you can play yours. A woman that will be with you through the good and bad. A woman who gave up her life for you. Finally, a woman that will never stop loving you.
by iwantfood1111 May 7, 2018
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I like ur mom

I like ur mom: You are weird, and you must be joking.
Kyle: Do you like someone?
Carter: Yea.
Kyle: Who?
Carter: I like ur mom.
Kyle: 📸📸📸📸
by RickRolled By ur mum. April 11, 2022
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Ants mom

by antsmom February 15, 2020
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ur mom

ur mom is hot
by Foodymoody July 20, 2022
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Soccer mom

A Soccer mom is a mother who believes that their child is an absolute legend at soccer when in reality they're shit
that soccer mom thinks her kid if fucking ronaldo
by pints with the lads August 11, 2018
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Mom joke

A mom joke is a joke, typically detailed and personal, which highlights the relatable and often hilarious experiences of motherhood.

While the exact origin of the term mom joke is unknown, these jokes have been told since the beginning of time when moms realized they had to laugh through the everyday struggles of parenthood or they may just cry.
"Cheryl told a hilarious mom joke at playgroup, acting out how to drop her sleeping baby into a pack-and-play."
by Cmuehlbe October 10, 2023
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